Bo wants me to mention that it was his idea that I start blogging. He wants me to make videos and do podcasts too. I don't know. I need a webcam first. I guess my life is interesting and there's lots of stuff to tell. I doubt that anyone who doesn't know me would care but let's be self-centered and nostalgic anyway.
So I was super bored at work this week and I started making a list of all the people that I've kissed. Just kissed. The number is somewhere in the sixties btw. Yes I'm a lipslut. I know I've forgotten some people too. Oh well. I go through phases where I don't kiss anyone for 6 months and then I have a random bar night where I kiss more then 1 guy. I wish it was more consistent but that's not how my life goes.
It's funny how many names I don't remember. Some are just listed as "guy at Brownies" or "annoying guy in Sea Isle. " It got me thinking about the first time I had ever kissed a stranger and how exciting it was.
I was 18 and at a Blink 182 concert in Asbury Park. The average age at the show was probably 14 and I felt a bit out of my element. I was moshing in the crowd and I kept getting pushed into this punk guy. He had blue hair and facial piercings. The was definitely not my type at the time. I was dressed kinda square in a bandana shirt and pigtails.
So I kept getting shoved into him and I apologized and he was really nice about it and just smiled. After around the fifth time that I bumped into him he suddenly grabbed my face and kissed me. Whoah! Not what I expected! I was stunned and elated at the same time. It was the coolest fucking thing ever. I got a suprised makeout with a random stranger!!!!
I laughed and asked him his name and how old he was. I think his name was Mike and he was 17? I forget. He wanted to leave the concert with me and I said no thanks. The kiss was enough excitement for me. Then he kept coming back to me during the show to kiss me. I had split up with my friends in the crowd and my friend Lynn apparent saw 2 people making out and thought "Who are those people??" Oh shit it's Laura!"
The anonymity excited me and it still does. What's wrong with getting a little affection from a stranger? It gives me a feeling of accomplishment and triumph. I think "I can kiss anyone I want because I'm SOOOO sexy!"
I've never had anonymous sex but I assume it creates a similar high. It just had more risks involved. Kissing is so safe. You're not gonna get pregnant or feel used afterwards. It's just pure fun and flirtation.
Something we could all use a little more of in our lives ;)
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
LudaEaster
Sooooo I've got a mad tummy ache and I'm staying in. On a Saturday night, yes. I'm still catching up on sleep from last weekend. My body really needs a break.
Monstermania 10 was a blast. It was a fun, drunken blur. I haven't had a night that crazy in a long time. I wish I could relive it because it went too fast. Esp the AM hours hehe enough said.
Crazy fun nights like that just keep me going in life. I can't wait until the next night like that.
And ummmm I kinda like you. Yeah you. Kinda. We'll see. I think you like me too. Sorta. I don't know.
A video that I'm amused by:
Haha how freakin funny is that? I really am a complete Juno geek and this is over the top.
For some reason this song moves me:
When I heard the song on XPN it immediately made me emotional. It's just beautiful. I'm not religious but I am a sap sometimes.
Too fucking funny:
I hope the Easter bunny is good to you all!
Monstermania 10 was a blast. It was a fun, drunken blur. I haven't had a night that crazy in a long time. I wish I could relive it because it went too fast. Esp the AM hours hehe enough said.
Crazy fun nights like that just keep me going in life. I can't wait until the next night like that.
And ummmm I kinda like you. Yeah you. Kinda. We'll see. I think you like me too. Sorta. I don't know.
A video that I'm amused by:
Haha how freakin funny is that? I really am a complete Juno geek and this is over the top.
For some reason this song moves me:
When I heard the song on XPN it immediately made me emotional. It's just beautiful. I'm not religious but I am a sap sometimes.
Too fucking funny:
I hope the Easter bunny is good to you all!
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Greetings From Clifton Heights
Right now I am blogging from the couch at my OWN apartment! Yup its just me in a room of my own. I'm adjusting to solo living very nicely. I think I was always meant to live alone. I prefer to do most things alone that a lot of people prefer to share with others i.e: watching tv (I cannot share the remote. No way. I can watch a movie or tv show with someone but idle tv watching is better solo), shopping, working out, eating, sleeping, etc. I prefer to do basically everything but drinking and sex alone. Not that I have sex anyway. And its not that I don't like other people. I feel like a social butterfly most of the time. I'd just rather do most daily tasks solo.
Not to mention I can do whatever the hell I want when I'm alone. I walk around naked when none of my clothes seem to fit right. I go to the bathroom and take a shower with the door open because who the hell is gonna see me???? Plus I have a NYC style bathroom where you bump into the tp dispenser if you move your elbows while you're on the john. Oh well my bedroom is big and comfy and that's all that matters.
So its just me and my DVR where I can watch all the One Tree Hill reruns I want without anyone even seeing my dorkiness. It's quite nice. My landlords are my step brother Matt and his gf Kelly and they're the coolest landlords ever. I can go play with their kiddies and pets and they offer me dinner. It's a great set up. You all must come see it when I finally unpack all of my boxes.
And yesterday we had our Erin Express tour which was interesting and messy. I've decided I'm only doing it next year with 5 people or less in my crew. It's too much work and no fun trying to keep track of everyone and get them on the same bus every time. And being the Mommy type (at least with the drunks) I feel responsible for the lost people who call me nonstop when we're split up. I've been that drunk mess SOOO many times so I don't mind helping other people. We all have to hold each other's hair back once in a while. I just can't deal with the confusion next time. I can't drink and enjoy myself if my babies are lost. I can't stand it when my phone rings nonstop with a band on the other end muffling my friend's drunk and confused "Where are you???"
Next year its 5 or less. Or we all do our own thing and who cares if we get split up. I wanna do the city one next year too.
Anyway, I watched a new amazing show today called Quarterlife. I loved its title when I heard of it weeks ago but that I thought it wouldn't live up to it's name. I finally watched it today on Bravo and it was pretty great. Like my life but edgier. Like Reality Bites. It aired on myspace first and now its on tv. Plus you can still watch online www.quarterlife.com
Well it's past my bedtime so night night.
Not to mention I can do whatever the hell I want when I'm alone. I walk around naked when none of my clothes seem to fit right. I go to the bathroom and take a shower with the door open because who the hell is gonna see me???? Plus I have a NYC style bathroom where you bump into the tp dispenser if you move your elbows while you're on the john. Oh well my bedroom is big and comfy and that's all that matters.
So its just me and my DVR where I can watch all the One Tree Hill reruns I want without anyone even seeing my dorkiness. It's quite nice. My landlords are my step brother Matt and his gf Kelly and they're the coolest landlords ever. I can go play with their kiddies and pets and they offer me dinner. It's a great set up. You all must come see it when I finally unpack all of my boxes.
And yesterday we had our Erin Express tour which was interesting and messy. I've decided I'm only doing it next year with 5 people or less in my crew. It's too much work and no fun trying to keep track of everyone and get them on the same bus every time. And being the Mommy type (at least with the drunks) I feel responsible for the lost people who call me nonstop when we're split up. I've been that drunk mess SOOO many times so I don't mind helping other people. We all have to hold each other's hair back once in a while. I just can't deal with the confusion next time. I can't drink and enjoy myself if my babies are lost. I can't stand it when my phone rings nonstop with a band on the other end muffling my friend's drunk and confused "Where are you???"
Next year its 5 or less. Or we all do our own thing and who cares if we get split up. I wanna do the city one next year too.
Anyway, I watched a new amazing show today called Quarterlife. I loved its title when I heard of it weeks ago but that I thought it wouldn't live up to it's name. I finally watched it today on Bravo and it was pretty great. Like my life but edgier. Like Reality Bites. It aired on myspace first and now its on tv. Plus you can still watch online www.quarterlife.com
Well it's past my bedtime so night night.
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